"Rocket Lab to Reach for the Stars, or at Least $900M in Revenue, Because Who Needs Actual Space Exploration When You Can Just Launch Stocks?"

Rocket Lab Corporation, because who doesn't love a company that's literally launching things into space, is poised to enter the big leagues with a projected $900M in revenue in 2026, which is just a fancy way of saying they're about to get a whole lot richer. Their Defense and Space Systems backlog is converting, which is just a nice way of saying the government is paying them to launch stuff, and their Electron launch vehicle is expected to keep on trucking with 20+ launches annually, because who needs a social life when you can just launch rockets all day? The company's Neutron rocket is also expected to have its first successful flight in 2026, unlocking larger missions and higher-value contracts, because the space industry is all about who can launch the biggest, most expensive things into space. Meanwhile, Rocket Lab's stock valuation is expected to normalize by 2027 as revenue scales beyond $1.2B, which is just a fancy way of saying investors are going to make a whole lot of money, and the company's going to be just fine, unlike the rest of us who will still be stuck on Earth, wondering where it all went wrong.