"OpenAI Poaches More TML Talent, AI Researchers Exhausted from Drama, Not from Actually Doing Any AI Research"

In a move that's about as surprising as a GitHub merge conflict, at least two more TML employees are jumping ship to join OpenAI, because who wouldn't want to be part of the AI hype train that's currently printing money and mild existential dread. Meanwhile, some AI researchers are complaining about being exhausted, not from the grueling task of creating sentient machines, but from the drama that seems to follow the AI community like a bad tweetstorm. This all happens as the AI sector continues to see significant investments, because what could possibly go wrong with throwing billions of dollars at a technology that might eventually surpass human intelligence. The question on everyone's mind, of course, is what kind of drama can we expect next from the AI world - will it be a CEO scandal, a major security breach, or just another round of "our AI model is smarter than yours"? Stay tuned for more updates from the world of AI, where the only constant is drama, and the only variable is how much money you can raise before the bubble bursts. With OpenAI leading the charge, it's clear that the AI wars are heating up, and we can't wait to see what other ridiculous, hilarious, and potentially terrifying developments come out of this chaos.