"VettaFi Research Discovers South Korea Exists, Writes 7-Minute Article to Milk ETF Opportunities"

In a shocking turn of events, VettaFi Research has stumbled upon the existence of South Korea and is now touting it as a prime opportunity for ETF investments in 2026, because who needs original ideas? The article, which took a whopping 7 minutes to write, claims that South Korea's megacap exporters, particularly in the semiconductor industry, will continue to drive growth, because that's not what every other analyst has been saying for years. With $14 billion in assets benchmarked to its indexes, VettaFi is clearly an expert in regurgitating existing information and calling it "research". The company's "groundbreaking" findings include the importance of single-country ETFs for targeted allocations, a concept that has been around for decades. As VettaFi continues to "transform financial services from an industry to a community", one can't help but wonder what other earth-shattering discoveries they'll make, like the existence of Japan or the fact that water is wet.